She wore an
Itchy scritchy
Teeny weeny
Flea infested
Monokini...
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A fleabag on a cat tree Two flea bites Three itchy bumps Four painful sting... -
'Tis the last flea of summer Left boinging alone All her itchy companions Are sprayed dead and gone No fluke of her kindred, No r...